SCP-5883

出典: SCP-5883
著者: HarryBlankHarryBlank
作成日(EN): 2021/07/03
SCP-5883 - The Flip Side
SCP-5883 - 反転
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/* source: http://ah-sandbox.wikidot.com/component:collapsible-sidebar-x1 */
 
#top-bar .open-menu a {
        position: fixed;
        top: 0.5em;
        left: 0.5em;
        z-index: 5;
        font-family: 'Nanum Gothic', san-serif;
        font-size: 30px;
        font-weight: 700;
        width: 30px;
        height: 30px;
        line-height: 0.9em;
        text-align: center;
        border: 0.2em solid #888;
        background-color: #fff;
        border-radius: 3em;
        color: #888;
}
 
@media (min-width: 768px) {
 
    #top-bar .mobile-top-bar {
        display: block;
    }
 
    #top-bar .mobile-top-bar li {
        display: none;
    }
 
    #main-content {
        max-width: 708px;
        margin: 0 auto;
        padding: 0;
        transition: max-width 0.2s ease-in-out;
    }
 
    #side-bar {
        display: block;
        position: fixed;
        top: 0;
        left: -20em;
        width: 17.75em;
        height: 100%;
        margin: 0;
        overflow-y: auto;
        z-index: 10;
        padding: 1em 1em 0 1em;
        background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.1);
        transition: left 0.4s ease-in-out;
 
        scrollbar-width: thin;
    }
 
    #side-bar:target {
        left: 0;
    }
    #side-bar:focus-within:not(:target) {
        left: 0;
    }
 
    #side-bar:target .close-menu {
        display: block;
        position: fixed;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        margin-left: 19.75em;
        opacity: 0;
        z-index: -1;
        visibility: visible;
    }
    #side-bar:not(:target) .close-menu { display: none; }
 
    #top-bar .open-menu a:hover {
        text-decoration: none;
    }
 
    /* FIREFOX-SPECIFIC COMPATIBILITY METHOD */
    @supports (-moz-appearance:none) {
    #top-bar .open-menu a {
        pointer-events: none;
    }
    #side-bar:not(:target) .close-menu {
        display: block;
        pointer-events: none;
        user-select: none;
    }
 
    /* This pseudo-element is meant to overlay the regular sidebar button
    so the fixed positioning (top, left, right and/or bottom) has to match */
 
    #side-bar .close-menu::before {
        content: "";
        position: fixed;
        z-index: 5;
        display: block;
 
        top: 0.5em;
        left: 0.5em;
 
        border: 0.2em solid transparent;
        width: 30px;
        height: 30px;
        font-size: 30px;
        line-height: 0.9em;
 
        pointer-events: all;
        cursor: pointer;
    }
    #side-bar:focus-within {
        left: 0;
    }
    #side-bar:focus-within .close-menu::before {
        pointer-events: none;
    }
    }
}

rating: 0+x

Item#: SCP-5883
Level5
Containment Class:
safe
Secondary Class:
entos
Disruption Class:
ekhi
Risk Class:
critical

Meanwhile.jpg

The first Foundation-created instance of SCP-5883./財団が作成した最初のSCP-5883実例。

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5883 is contained by this document. Should containment fail, the Memetics and Countermemetics Section of Site-43 must prepare and upload a new iteration of FCM-5883. Alteration of this document for any other purpose is forbidden, on penalty of immediate termination.

特別収容プロトコル: SCP-5883は本文書に収容されています。収容が破綻した場合、サイト-43ミーム・反ミームセクションはFCM-5883の新バージョンを準備し、アップロードしなければなりません。他のあらゆる目的による本文書の改変は禁止されており、違反者には即時終了の処分が下されます。

FCM-5883 must be hosted in the filespace for this document, and must be the default wallpaper for all SCP Foundation desktop terminals and laptops.

Webcrawler I/O QUENTIAM is seeking out instances of SCP-5883, tracking their internet pageviews, and deleting them.

FCM-5883は本文書のファイル領域にホストされ、あらゆる財団デスクトップ端末、ラップトップ端末のデフォルトの壁紙に設定されなければなりません。


Description: SCP-5883 is an anomalous internet meme. It is comprised of the following three components:

  • An image which has been inverted, or rotated one hundred and eighty degrees;
  • The text "Meanwhile, in Australia" (with or without punctuation, and not case-sensitive);
  • A reality-bending trigger of unknown origin.

At first glance this meme appears to be a harmless reference to the fact that Australia, by virtue of its presence in the southern hemisphere, is inverted from the perspective of the northern hemisphere. Its anomalous qualities were discovered during Incident 5883-1.

説明: SCP-5883は異常性を有するインターネットミームです。SCP-5883は以下の3つの要素によって構成されています。

  • 180度反転、もしくは回転された画像
  • 「一方その頃、オーストラリアでは(Meanwhile, in Australia)」という文字列(約物の有無、大文字・小文字を問わない)
  • 起源不明の現実改変トリガー

一見したところ、このミームは「オーストラリアは南半球にあるため、北半球の視点から見ると上下が逆転している」という事実に対する無害な言及のように見受けられます。その異常性はインシデント5883-1の最中に発見されました。


Incident 5883-1: On 01/01/2021, a critical containment breach occurred in Western Australia. The precipitating event was the aerial transfer of SCP-682 to new high-security containment at Site-45, aborted due to a Chaos Insurgency attack on the Site itself. Lacking the fuel to return to their point of origin, the anaesthetics to keep SCP-682 sedated for an extended period, or a safe location in which to land, the crew of the cargo plane opted to fly to high altitude and eject their anomalous passenger. A fall of thirty-seven thousand feet temporarily disabled SCP-682; it did not recover before order was restored at Site-45, and was safely moved to its new containment cell.

インシデント5883-1: 2021/01/01、オーストラリア西部で重大な収容違反が発生しました。発端となったのは、サイト-45で新規に構築された高セキュリティ収容体制にSCP-682を空輸する計画が、カオス・インサージェンシーのサイト自体に対する攻撃により頓挫したことでした。出発地点へ引き返すのに必要な燃料、より長時間SCP-682を鎮静状態に留めておけるだけの麻酔薬、着地に適した安全な地点のいずれも存在しなかったことから、輸送機の乗員は高高度へと上昇し、積載していた異常オブジェクトを放出することを選びました。高度3700フィートからの落下により、SCP-682は一時的に無力化されました。サイト-45の秩序が再確立されるまでSCP-682が回復することはなく、新規の収容セルへの安全な移動に成功しました。

On receipt of the incident report, staff at Site-17 with SCP-682 experience expressed their appreciation for the cargo plane crew's solution to their dilemma. This resulted in the creation of an instance of SCP-5883, a "Meanwhile, in Australia" meme featuring the database image of SCP-682 flipped upside-down (as seen above). SCP-682 exhibited remarkable docility and amiability when it returned to consciousness, conversing with its handlers in polite and verbose statements. It was assumed that the fall had somehow damaged its brain.

インシデントレポートを受け取って間もなく、SCP-682への対応の経験を有するサイト-17職員は輸送機の乗員がジレンマに対して選択した解決策を好意的に評価しました。この結果として、データベース上のSCP-682の写真を上下反転した画像(上記参照)を使用した「一方その頃、オーストラリアでは」ミームである、SCP-5883実例が作成されました。意識を回復したSCP-682は並外れた従順性と協調性を示し、対応人員と丁寧かつ饒舌に会話を交わしました。この原因は落下により脳に何らかの損傷が加わったことだと推測されていました。

As the "Meanwhile, in Australia" meme had fallen out of fashion long before 2021, it was briefly novel again to Foundation staff. The Site-17 and Site-19 listservs began to see frequent use of the meme, utilizing a wide variety of staff file photos and low-clearance SCP images. When each iteration of SCP-5883 corresponded to changes in the behaviour of their subjects, the creation of further instances was forbidden and this database file was opened.

「一方その頃、オーストラリアでは」ミームは2021年よりもかなり前に流行を外れ廃れていたため、財団職員にはしばらくの間目新しいものとして受け取られました。サイト-17およびサイト-19のリストサーブでは、非常に多様な職員のファイル写真や低クリアランスSCPの画像を用いた同ミームの周期的な使用が観測され始めました。SCP-5883の各バージョンとそれらの対象の活動の変化の間に一致点が確認されたことにより、さらなる実例の作成は禁止され、本データベースファイルが有効となりました。

Recorded SCP-5883 effects include:

記録されたSCP-5883の影響には以下が含まれます。

Subject Result
Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian Dr. Cimmerian began issuing increasingly angry rebukes to Foundation staff at Site-88 for what he considered unprofessional workplace behaviour, demanding harsh penalties for same. The behaviour he identified as problematic included acts of empathy, camaraderie, and appropriate workplace etiquette.
Site-15 A Site-wide failure of internet, intranet and SCiPNET.
SCP-999 SCP-999 was transformed from an amiable gelatinous mass to an extremely large, aggressive Hadronyche modesta (funnel web spider) with exceptionally effective venom.
Dr. Charles Gears Within one week, seventeen separate charges of harassment were levelled against Dr. Gears by staff at Site-19; his responses to each accusation were sufficiently lewd to result in his suspension from duty.
Lunar Area-32 The appearance of a breathable oxygen atmosphere in the wastes surrounding the Area, subject to extreme ambient heat from an unknown source.
対象 影響
ジェレミア・シメリアン博士 シメリアン博士はDr. Cimmerian began issuing increasingly angry rebukes to Foundation staff at Site-88 for what he considered unprofessional workplace behaviour, demanding harsh penalties for same. The behaviour he identified as problematic included acts of empathy, camaraderie, and appropriate workplace etiquette.
[[span style="color:blue"]]Site-15 [[span style="color:blue"]]A Site-wide failure of internet, intranet and SCiPNET.
[[span style="color:blue"]]SCP-999 [[span style="color:blue"]]SCP-999 was transformed from an amiable gelatinous mass to an extremely large, aggressive Hadronyche modesta (funnel web spider) with exceptionally effective venom.
[[span style="color:blue"]]Dr. Charles Gears [[span style="color:blue"]]Within one week, seventeen separate charges of harassment were levelled against Dr. Gears by staff at Site-19; his responses to each accusation were sufficiently lewd to result in his suspension from duty.
[[span style="color:blue"]]Lunar Area-32 [[span style="color:blue"]]The appearance of a breathable oxygen atmosphere in the wastes surrounding the Area, subject to extreme ambient heat from an unknown source.

An emergency meeting was called by the Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority at Area-09 to discuss the situation.

Meeting Log

Date: 01/19/2021

Present: Dr. Alto Clef (Senior Researcher, Site-19); Dr. Dan ███████ (Director, ETTRA); Dr. Sophia Light (Director, MTF Alpha-9); Dr. Lillian Lillihammer (Memeticist, Site-43); Dir. Tilda Moose (Director, Site-19); Dr. Katherine Sinclair (Thaumaturge, Site-87); Dir. Iona Varga (Director, Site-91)


Log begins.

Dr. Dan: I'd respect it more if it only worked with rotated images; flipping vertically is just lazy.

Dr. Lillihammer: Nah, that's good meme design. Foresight! I'm impressed. Less impressed that it's another social commentary thing, though; getting real sick of those.

Dr. Clef: I think we deserve it.

Dr. Light: Maybe, but it needs to stop — and soon. If anybody can do this to anything with a shoddy Photoshop job, we could be facing the stupidest CK-class event of all time. We've clamped down hard on internal use, but we still don't know why this even works.

Dr. Sinclair: It's magic, that much I can tell you. Probably those meme wizards who don't like us?

Dr. Clef: We should send them a strongly-written note.

Dr. Sinclair: On a pipe bomb.

Dr. Clef: In the spirit of reconciliation, I'd recommend against the pipe bomb.

Dr. Sinclair: …okay.

Dr. Light: I'm worried about civilian use; how long has this been going on without us noticing? We've already got dozens of confirmed cases in the wild. I've seen a vertically-flipped Subaru stop all Subarus from working, I've seen upside-down beaches become… terrible beaches…

Dir. Moose: Not that any of us care about that, with our flabby-ass beach bodies.

Dr. Clef: That's uncalled-for, Tilda. Everyone here is in excellent shape.

Dir. Moose: Man, shut the fuck up.

Dir. Light: Uh.

Dr. Lillihammer: Uh.

Dr. Dan: …yeah. And that's not the half of it — some jackass from the GOC thought it would be funny to invert the Overwatch logo and "Meanwhile" it, so now the Council is permanently deadlocked. Can't vote on a single damn thing. And there's thirteen of them! That shouldn't even be mathematically possible.

Dr. Clef: It is unusual of them to be so indecisive. Their insight and leadership are normally very valuable.

Dr. Sinclair: You're getting better at that deadpan.

Dr. Clef: What? I was being serious.

Dir. Varga: Presumably someone used 5883 on the Mobile Task Forces list, because ours are now all but useless. I keep finding them drunk on the job and making crude jokes at women when they're supposed to be training.

Dr. Clef: That's terrible!

Dir. Moose: That's hot.

Dir. Varga: …furthermore. My Site is in Yorkshire, a Georgian Gothic manor; some fool applied this meme to it, for reasons which thoroughly escape me, and it now appears to be modelled on Australian aboriginal architecture. We're only lucky they do some stone construction down there.

Dr. Clef: That's embarrassing. I don't like stealing someone else's culture, especially like this. With a meme! It feels disrespectful.

[Silence on recording.]

Dr. Dan: Okay, what the fuck is wrong with Clef.

Dr. Lillihammer: Yeah, that was really off-brand.

Dir. Light: Right? I thought it was just me.

Dir. Moose: You think everything is just you. Being the head of Project Fuckup doesn't make you the protagonist of every story.

Dr. Sinclair: Actually—

Dir. Moose: Don't give me that Patapon bullshit, either.

Dr. Sinclair: It's "pataphysics." Patapon is a video game.

Dir. Moose: You're a video game.

Dr. Dan: You feeling alright, Moose?

Dir. Moose: Back off, blackbox!

[Silence on recording.]

Dir. Moose: …we should go for a walk.

Dr. Clef: Yeah. I think you're right.

[Audio event consistent with a door opening and closing.]

Dr. Dan: Someone—

Dir. Light: Definitely. Someone Australia'd them.

Moostralia.jpg

Dir. Moose's instance of SCP-5883.

Dir. Varga: We know what this is, of course.

Dir. Light: Of course. The meme turns everything Australian.

Dr. Dan: Cimmerian turned conservative.

Dir. Lillihammer: Gears turned sexist.

Dir. Varga: Hot weather and air on the moon…

Dir. Light: 999 as a poisonous spider…

Dr. Dan: Bad internet…

Dr. Sinclair: Shitty beaches, though? Australia's beaches are supposed to be great.

[Silence on recording.]

Dir. Varga: What was that you were saying about Subarus? Do they even make those in Australia?

Dr. Lillihammer: 682 going docile? Australia is like… where they put all the awful animals. Why did this turn the lizard into a puppydog?

Dr. Sinclair: And why did Clef become nice? I thought it was doing a whole "sexist Australian politicians" thing, and yet… he was in a room with five women, and Moose was the sexist one.

Dir. Varga: Is she usually so… extroverted?

Dir. Light: No! Just the opposite!

[Silence on recording.]

Dr. Dan: Hooray, another fuck-up by Team Overthinking It.

Log ends.

A schedule of low-risk experimentation confirmed that SCP-5883's effect is the inversion of its target's semantic qualities. Dr. Lillihammer therefore developed Foundation Counter-Meme 5883 and installed it in this SCP file.

FCM-5883

Memetics and Countermemetics, Site-43


This file contains a potent memetic countermeasure designed to nullify the effects of SCP-5883. It operates on the following logic:
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  • A memetic effect's initial meaning is chosen by its creator, but it thereafter conforms to the perceptions of its adopters;
  • The "Meanwhile, in Australia" meme is largely out of circulation in 2021;
  • The staff in SCP Foundation employ far outnumber typical daily pageviews of SCP-5883 memes.

Therefore, so long as the majority of Foundation staff observe FCM-5883 with relative frequency, it should become the operative version of SCP-5883. The file attached below is the original and most recent version of FCM-5883; it has not, as of yet, been necessary to iterate it further.


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